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sexhaver:

college

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

image

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life